








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3393 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4996 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3627 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4598 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $925,201 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery129 | 69% | 51 |
| #2 | Ryan | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | fox | 66% | 56 |
| #4 | .caM | 66% | 50 |
| #5 | Dummythxc | 64% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trill | 223 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | n1kster | 205 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mystery129 | 184 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Apathy | 111 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dummythxc | 110 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staircase | +4.84 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Ryan | +3.77 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | fox | +2.45 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | Mystery129 | +1.92 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | n1kster | +0.46 | 60 | 57 |





