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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2541 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4300 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 529 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,545 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ritzii | 146 | 0.0222 |
| #2 | coN | 137 | 0.0323 |
| #3 | Erwins Right Arm | 118 | 0.0302 |
| #4 | darksmurfs | 56 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | Kroney | 46 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ coN | +3.40 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Kroney | +3.21 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | coN | +2.76 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | Bambi | +1.23 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | ritzii | +1.20 | 56 | 66 |





