








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




287 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10213 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8207 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6073 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5990 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,615 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ coN | 55% | 86 |
| #2 | coN | 50% | 234 |
| #3 | Kroney | 48% | 183 |
| #4 | Bambi | 47% | 334 |
| #5 | BagelHD | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coN | 167 | 0.0375 |
| #2 | Erwins Right Arm | 110 | 0.0324 |
| #3 | darksmurfs | 104 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | Kroney | 81 | 0.0227 |
| #5 | ✪ coN | 65 | 0.0419 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrankItMan | +3.56 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Kroney | +2.87 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | coN | +2.64 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | ✪ coN | +2.22 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | ritzii | +1.34 | 55 | 65 |





