








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2618 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3340 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4368 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,360 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | chris 21 | 56% | 32 |
| #6 | [VAGINAPEEK] K4LV1N | 53% | 80 |
| #7 | severeN | 52% | 25 |
| #8 | R1ks | 36% | 25 |
| #9 | ⱥ𝕟𝓒υ ♡ | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [VAGINAPEEK] K4LV1N | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Mooik ;> | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | severeN | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | R1ks | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | chris 21 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 999-† dm for coaching 1 on 1 | +6.32 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Mooik ;> | +4.27 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | Psycannalise | +2.56 | 95 | 60 |
| #4 | severeN | +1.43 | 34 | 49 |
| #5 | ⱥ𝕟𝓒υ ♡ | +0.69 | 79 | 41 |





