








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6881 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6509 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4935 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4643 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,852 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1913 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MartiTev | 39 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Thommo | 22 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Tempa | 16 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Dewbe | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | 奉献 | 9 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thommo | 1036 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Dewbe | 420 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | MartiTev | 378 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | 奉献 | 267 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Tempa | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keysrypt | +1.83 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | MartiTev | +1.57 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | 奉献 | +1.51 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | Thommo | +0.38 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Dewbe | -0.17 | 76 | 54 |





