








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9167 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7177 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3399 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 6197 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,339,381 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uhkelsie | 82% | 38 |
| #2 | Scouter | 77% | 60 |
| #3 | mort | 74% | 50 |
| #4 | Loagurt | 71% | 52 |
| #5 | fl0m | 70% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | austin | +5.63 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | Scouter | +2.81 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | Loagurt | +2.69 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | fl0m | +1.65 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | mort | +1.50 | 87 | 65 |





