








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 804 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1193 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,052 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | aeroo | 55% | 94 |
| #3 | RheisF シ | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | Chuggles | 53% | 80 |
| #5 | Wikboy | 50% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | aeroo | 55% | 94 |
| #3 | RheisF シ | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | Chuggles | 53% | 80 |
| #5 | Wikboy | 50% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuggles | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | RheisF シ | 18 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Wikboy | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | DeathB1ade | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | aeroo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuggles | 385 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | aeroo | 369 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wikboy | 234 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | RheisF シ | 230 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | DeathB1ade | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | +4.51 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | Wikboy | +0.97 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | aeroo | +0.31 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | RheisF シ | +0.17 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Skull | -0.89 | 62 | 47 |





