








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1224 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1456 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1364 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,095 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Skull | 53% | 148 |
| #3 | aeroo | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | Wikboy | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | Chuggles | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Skull | 53% | 148 |
| #3 | aeroo | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | Wikboy | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | Chuggles | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuggles | 28 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Wikboy | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Skull | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | DeathB1ade | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | aeroo | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuggles | 391 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | aeroo | 384 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wikboy | 225 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Skull | 155 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | DeathB1ade | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | +3.48 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Wikboy | +0.68 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | aeroo | +0.60 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | RheisF シ | +0.23 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Skull | -0.91 | 59 | 47 |





