








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7102 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6532 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5100 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,028,160 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 859 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | wallace | 59% | 138 |
| #7 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 57% | 40 |
| #8 | coke addict. | 55% | 31 |
| #9 | Stu | 54% | 114 |
| #10 | t0m | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jean | +5.57 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Dreg | +2.78 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | MesTiC | +1.26 | 88 | 49 |
| #4 | Stu | -0.10 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | t0m | -0.12 | 82 | 55 |





