








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 16% |
| Smokes | 231 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 404 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 361 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,772 of utility $270 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronald | 37% | 35 |
| #2 | Bjarni | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | venn1 | 36% | 42 |
| #4 | Sveittur | 32% | 22 |
| #5 | yungArk17ekt | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bjarni | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | venn1 | 36% | 42 |
| #4 | Sveittur | 32% | 22 |
| #5 | yungArk17ekt | 31% | 26 |
| #6 | TripleG | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjarni | 156 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ronald | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sveittur | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | venn1 | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | yungArk17ekt | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venn1 | +0.77 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Bjarni | -0.24 | 68 | 86 |
| #3 | Ronald | -0.29 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | TripleG | -0.61 | 89 | 81 |
| #5 | yungArk17ekt | -0.64 | 76 | 65 |





