








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1786 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1342 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,102 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cloverf1eld | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Bjarni | 52% | 113 |
| #3 | yungArk17ekt | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Ronald | 50% | 130 |
| #5 | venn1 | 50% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | venn1 | 50% | 155 |
| #6 | Pressi | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | TripleG | 43% | 35 |
| #8 | RuflU | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | EINAR | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venn1 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Bjarni | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjarni | 681 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ronald | 348 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | venn1 | 275 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | TripleG | 140 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | yungArk17ekt | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | +1.51 | 53 | 83 |
| #2 | Pressi | +0.72 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | cloverf1eld | +0.55 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | Bjarni | +0.37 | 67 | 81 |
| #5 | venn1 | +0.24 | 80 | 64 |





