








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3613 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2962 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2108 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,108 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [-]PandoRa- | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | dim2k | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Palette | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | youms667 | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | One_Venere | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | zac2k | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | ash2k | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | DeidaraV | 49% | 144 |
| #9 | Exylus | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | Wolf | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeidaraV | 24 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | One_Venere | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | zac2k | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | youms667 | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | ash2k | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeidaraV | 273 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | One_Venere | 132 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | zac2k | 121 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | [-]PandoRa- | 119 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wolf | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | youms667 | +2.92 | 95 | 48 |
| #2 | Crysta | +1.57 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Palette | +1.41 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | zac2k | +1.38 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | Exylus | +0.77 | 85 | 47 |





