








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2804 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2450 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2041 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $402,014 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Romi | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Natick ☆★✯★☆ | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | Anto | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | Svetlana | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | dim2k | 52% | 89 |
| #10 | zac2k | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | Craftwolf | 50% | 36 |
| #12 | La Bamboulie | 44% | 16 |
| #13 | DeidaraV | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac2k | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | dim2k | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Craftwolf | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Svetlana | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Palette | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysta | 187 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #2 | dim2k | 178 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Craftwolf | 152 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | La Bamboulie | 79 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Anto | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yaki.C | +3.19 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Palette | +2.12 | 70 | 76 |
| #3 | Romi | +2.11 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | zac2k | +1.79 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | dim2k | +1.20 | 71 | 70 |





