








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3074 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3418 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2678 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2498 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,035 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZzeKaFtaC | 90% | 21 |
| #2 | Zebbzz | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | ⊹Jama | 77% | 35 |
| #4 | Lord Rev1[21]e | 71% | 35 |
| #5 | NoodleCS | 70% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RIDGBAK | 328 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | m2d2 | 268 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | blades | 215 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | NoodleCS | 136 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | ⊹Jama | 112 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZzeKaFtaC | +4.28 | 92 | 37 |
| #2 | ⊹Jama | +3.81 | 95 | 65 |
| #3 | Lord Rev1[21]e | +3.66 | 92 | 71 |
| #4 | NoodleCS | +2.21 | 77 | 76 |
| #5 | m2d2 | +2.18 | 73 | 64 |





