








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 986 | 23% |
| Smokes | 687 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1290 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1321 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,174 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonas | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | B3r_ | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | c4vi | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | ★ Havlit | 56% | 97 |
| #5 | AndersB2K | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonas | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | B3r_ | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | c4vi | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | ★ Havlit | 56% | 97 |
| #5 | AndersB2K | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndersB2K | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | ★ Havlit | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | c4vi | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | B3r_ | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Jonas | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Havlit | 456 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | AndersB2K | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | c4vi | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | B3r_ | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jonas | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4vi | +5.37 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | Jonas | +2.38 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | ★ Havlit | +1.92 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Skalle 👨🦲 | -0.31 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | AndersB2K | -2.02 | 70 | 41 |





