








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6030 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4214 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3598 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2835 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,749 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalle ðĻâðĶē | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | Bahc | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | AndersB2K | 45% | 106 |
| #4 | turbo_tjalfe | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalle ðĻâðĶē | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | Bahc | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | AndersB2K | 45% | 106 |
| #4 | turbo_tjalfe | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndersB2K | 19 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | turbo_tjalfe | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Bahc | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Skalle ðĻâðĶē | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | turbo_tjalfe | 413 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Skalle ðĻâðĶē | 235 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | AndersB2K | 131 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bahc | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bahc | +3.18 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | â
Havlit | +1.60 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | turbo_tjalfe | -0.64 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Skalle ðĻâðĶē | -1.06 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | AndersB2K | -2.77 | 65 | 38 |





