








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1497 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1408 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,067 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalle 👨🦲 | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Yee | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Buhrkall | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | B3r_ | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Jonas | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalle 👨🦲 | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Yee | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Buhrkall | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | B3r_ | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Jonas | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3r_ | 20 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Yee | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Jonas | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Buhrkall | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Skalle 👨🦲 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalle 👨🦲 | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | B3r_ | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jonas | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yee | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Buhrkall | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4vi | +3.70 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Jonas | +1.19 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | Skalle 👨🦲 | +0.01 | 55 | 52 |
| #4 | Buhrkall | -0.07 | 60 | 29 |
| #5 | Yee | -1.94 | 28 | 48 |





