








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2690 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2246 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2800 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1893 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,853 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Versus | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | Ikki | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | jUNIOR | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | LSF | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Versus | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | Ikki | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | jUNIOR | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | LSF | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUNIOR | 7 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | LSF | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Ikki | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUNIOR | 84 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | LSF | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ikki | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Versus | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSF | +4.34 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Versus | +3.86 | 72 | 40 |
| #3 | jUNIOR | +3.72 | 97 | 56 |
| #4 | Ikki | +0.86 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | As2k DROP.SKIN | -0.52 | 66 | 58 |





