








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2121 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1586 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1485 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,757 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soldbr@in | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | trackz | 68% | 38 |
| #3 | TheRIC ☆ | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | As2k DROP.SKIN | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | .SpencEisLoOovE | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soldbr@in | 160 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | As2k DROP.SKIN | 109 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | trackz | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | .SpencEisLoOovE | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheRIC ☆ | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUNIOR | +3.23 | 97 | 57 |
| #2 | trackz | +1.71 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | TheRIC ☆ | +0.53 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | Soldbr@in | +0.12 | 82 | 73 |
| #5 | .SpencEisLoOovE | -2.19 | 60 | 60 |





