








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6415 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5425 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7278 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4476 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,133 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DARK | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | ZoXy | 65% | 66 |
| #3 | Shwaydrian | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | R0X | 62% | 89 |
| #5 | Slaughteris | 55% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DARK | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | ZoXy | 65% | 66 |
| #3 | Shwaydrian | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | R0X | 62% | 89 |
| #5 | Slaughteris | 55% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slaughteris | 21 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | DARK | 7 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | R0X | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slaughteris | 292 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | R0X | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | DARK | 53 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shwaydrian | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ZoXy | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | +4.39 | 93 | 44 |
| #2 | Slaughteris | +1.03 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Rambo | +0.71 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Shwaydrian | -0.04 | 83 | 48 |
| #5 | DARK | -0.67 | 48 | 53 |





