








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 708 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6255 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7245 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7479 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5249 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,694,288 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FUXONE | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | SUNDOWNER | 53% | 74 |
| #3 | Winkeladvokat187 | 53% | 114 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 53% | 160 |
| #5 | Vesemir | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FUXONE | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | SUNDOWNER | 53% | 74 |
| #3 | Winkeladvokat187 | 53% | 114 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 53% | 160 |
| #5 | Vesemir | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winkeladvokat187 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Vesemir | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | M0ЯG0™ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | FUXONE | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FUXONE | 243 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | M0ЯG0™ | 218 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Winkeladvokat187 | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vesemir | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shwaydrian | +1.15 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | SUNDOWNER | +0.90 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | Winkeladvokat187 | +0.58 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | FUXONE | +0.27 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | M0ЯG0™ | -1.06 | 57 | 63 |





