








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6977 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6080 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5782 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7656 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,592,709 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | ZoXy | 57% | 187 |
| #3 | BullDoser | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | ZoXy | 57% | 187 |
| #3 | BullDoser | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | BullDoser | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | 66 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | BullDoser | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZoXy | 27 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0X | +4.15 | 87 | 46 |
| #2 | BullDoser | +2.20 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | DARK | +0.92 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | ZoXy | -0.94 | 60 | 26 |





