








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9152 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7748 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7149 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,435 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimer | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | dot | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | Piss | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | ItsNav | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimer | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | dot | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | Piss | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | ItsNav | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dot | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ItsNav | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Aimer | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Piss | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsNav | 329 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Aimer | 221 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | dot | 121 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Piss | 102 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dot | +3.57 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Aimer | +1.34 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Piss | +0.74 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | ArchTurtle88™ | +0.08 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | ItsNav | -0.17 | 81 | 60 |





