








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4500 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6903 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6716 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7280 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,546 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HesuPeka | 58% | 125 |
| #2 | Stinde HyperX | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | large man | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | kesonjus | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | make | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahmo Michclangch | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Richard (W)atterson | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | O-Dog | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Råttade | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | large man | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahmo Michclangch | 1124 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | Richard (W)atterson | 570 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | ee | 531 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | Råttade | 427 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | kesonjus | 336 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahmo Michclangch | +3.40 | 68 | 78 |
| #2 | large man | +2.14 | 70 | 70 |
| #3 | make | +2.07 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Kimmukka | +1.53 | 55 | 72 |
| #5 | Stinde HyperX | +1.23 | 80 | 54 |





