








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11208 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7411 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8322 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5759 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,462,226 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinglar | 54% | 167 |
| #2 | Gypsy | 52% | 324 |
| #3 | [SFS] iRiSH | 51% | 857 |
| #4 | Ballz | 47% | 204 |
| #5 | Dream | 40% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinglar | 54% | 167 |
| #2 | Gypsy | 52% | 324 |
| #3 | [SFS] iRiSH | 51% | 857 |
| #4 | Ballz | 47% | 204 |
| #5 | Dream | 40% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [SFS] iRiSH | 47 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Gypsy | 32 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Ballz | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kinglar | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Dream | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ballz | 824 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | Dream | 599 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #3 | [SFS] iRiSH | 584 | 0.03 | 14 min |
| #4 | Gypsy | 323 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kinglar | 40 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinglar | +1.82 | 76 | 26 |
| #2 | Gypsy | +1.01 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | [SFS] Nology | +0.52 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | [SFS] iRiSH | -0.21 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | Ballz | -0.49 | 56 | 71 |





