








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1310 | 50% |
| Smokes | 581 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 192 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 550 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,556 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catch me in dallas | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | MUUUN | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | pugs | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | 私はあなたの先輩です | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Woogway | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | skbzh | 48% | 42 |
| #7 | 𝙏|𝙆 g0dr0y | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | geerod | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | Batato | 42% | 26 |
| #10 | rey | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙏|𝙆 g0dr0y | 45 | 0.0465 |
| #2 | Woogway | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | pugs | 2 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | skbzh | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Batato | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skbzh | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | 𝙏|𝙆 g0dr0y | 92 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | MUUUN | 65 | 0.36 | 2 min |
| #4 | Batato | 55 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | pugs | 49 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pugs | +7.27 | 91 | 83 |
| #2 | geerod | +2.24 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | goose_ | +1.81 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | catch me in dallas | +1.53 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | 𝙏|𝙆 g0dr0y | +0.92 | 80 | 29 |





