








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4934 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1868 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3389 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,245 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wingman | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | FenZ | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | Mosswi | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | vKiing | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | JamemesG | 45% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FenZ | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | Mosswi | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | vKiing | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | JamemesG | 45% | 106 |
| #6 | Mr Popo | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamemesG | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | wingman | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | FenZ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mr Popo | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamemesG | 837 | 0.38 | 25 min |
| #2 | FenZ | 301 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | wingman | 202 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mr Popo | 119 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mosswi | 96 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamemesG | +2.07 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | FuryNZ | +0.94 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | wingman | +0.45 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | Mosswi | -0.10 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | FenZ | -0.20 | 75 | 64 |





