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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1439 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1855 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1367 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,415 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkoMonitappo | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | oskari^ | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | näätä #Lättyskii | 4 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | NiksA | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | el papitaano | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el papitaano | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | MikkoMonitappo | 91 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | oskari^ | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | NiksA | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | näätä #Lättyskii | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskari^ | +4.60 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | eetu | +3.61 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | el papitaano | +0.81 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | jonttusetä | +0.75 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | näätä #Lättyskii | +0.62 | 69 | 56 |





