








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 885 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 533 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10738 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8334 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5602 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6958 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,363 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romeo | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | CnKRevenge | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | klay | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romeo | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | CnKRevenge | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | klay | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romeo | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | klay | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | CnKRevenge | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klay | 200 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | romeo | 134 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | CnKRevenge | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romeo | +2.73 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | KYY | -0.35 | 55 | 76 |
| #3 | klay | -1.38 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | CnKRevenge | -2.08 | 74 | 50 |





