








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3159 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2718 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2128 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1636 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,342 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davies | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Par Kin Son | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | KO3A (Zsombor) | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Sumaher | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | béci | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KO3A (Zsombor) | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Sumaher | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | béci | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | TraCO | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | kösz a GÉMET | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Par Kin Son | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | béci | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Davies | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | KO3A (Zsombor) | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | béci | 103 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | TraCO | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | KO3A (Zsombor) | 67 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sumaher | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | kösz a GÉMET | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Par Kin Son | +4.22 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | béci | +2.91 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | Ananász 🍍🍍 | +2.19 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | kösz a GÉMET | -0.15 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | TraCO | -1.04 | 70 | 63 |





