








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2625 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4220 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2693 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4706 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,931 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucky zLayZz | +2.39 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Xyn0 | +2.09 | 94 | 47 |
| #3 | ClutchManda|Tobias | +1.60 | 91 | 51 |
| #4 | ClutchMandela | +0.95 | 90 | 54 |
| #5 | EliotCantor | -1.90 | 64 | 57 |





