








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4526 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6640 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4907 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,350 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliotCantor | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | Terminator | 69% | 36 |
| #3 | ✦ iza ツ | 63% | 54 |
| #4 | ClutchManda|Tobias | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | ✪ Odkgheib | 57% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyn0 | 20 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ✪ mxrccxs | 17 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | D8dsh0t | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ✪ Odkgheib | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | ✦ iza ツ | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminator | +2.73 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | Lucky zLayZz | +2.30 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | ✪ Odkgheib | +1.13 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | Xyn0 | +0.96 | 90 | 53 |
| #5 | D8dsh0t | +0.68 | 87 | 69 |





