








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1662 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1421 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1483 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,351 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | feS4nt | 56% | 25 |
| #11 | aigamo | 53% | 17 |
| #12 | nenenebtbt | 50% | 22 |
| #13 | 火FurtVe水 | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | SpawN Jr. | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ビケンザグランマニエ | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | aigamo | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ビケンザグランマニエ | 598 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | deathco | 314 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | emasikA | 211 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | 火FurtVe水 | 161 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #5 | SpawN Jr. | 156 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪kaito | +5.00 | 92 | 56 |
| #2 | emasikA | +1.96 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | deathco | +1.81 | 87 | 75 |
| #4 | 火FurtVe水 | +1.53 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | NekoNeko.com | +1.26 | 85 | 59 |





