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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6405 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6267 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6228 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6719 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,270 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yee Yee | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | N0SKiLL | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | DeltΔ | 50% | 402 |
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | 48% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | 48% | 191 |
| #6 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 47% | 122 |
| #7 | Majo | 46% | 59 |
| #8 | 4NTii | 44% | 80 |
| #9 | tshiken | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeltΔ | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | »Kittyhawk« | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | N0SKiLL | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeltΔ | 1106 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | 4NTii | 532 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #3 | »Kittyhawk« | 326 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | SCHNEE | 294 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | Majo | 287 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yee Yee | +3.99 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | N0SKiLL | +2.17 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | +2.00 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | tshiken | +1.42 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | +1.13 | 88 | 61 |





