








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1021 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 725 matches | ||
| Faceit | 257 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16870 | 26% |
| Smokes | 16776 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 17622 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 14120 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,294,952 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joybozz | 54% | 76 |
| #2 | lehnsen | 52% | 118 |
| #3 | tshiken | 51% | 104 |
| #4 | Majo | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | N0SKiLL | 50% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | »Kittyhawk« | 48% | 355 |
| #8 | 4NTii | 47% | 100 |
| #9 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 47% | 298 |
| #10 | d00wN | 46% | 103 |
| #11 | thex | 40% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0SKiLL | +1.96 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | tshiken | +1.96 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | »Kittyhawk« | +1.87 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Majo | +1.55 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | lehnsen | +1.35 | 87 | 65 |





