








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 413 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5762 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5441 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5421 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5037 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,192,071 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne0 | 55% | 328 |
| #2 | Moon Knight | 54% | 207 |
| #3 | uɐlʎp | 54% | 139 |
| #4 | Warry3k | 48% | 378 |
| #5 | Bkasz | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fancy P | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ne0 | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Warry3k | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ap | 13 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Moon Knight | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne0 | 1153 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | Warry3k | 1003 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #3 | Fancy P | 712 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | uɐlʎp | 377 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | Moon Knight | 315 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne0 | +3.55 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | mscv | +2.25 | 91 | 40 |
| #3 | ap | +1.33 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | uɐlʎp | +1.15 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | clasher | +1.00 | 82 | 62 |





