








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3023 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3674 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4427 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5327 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,875,769 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trunks | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | ne0 | 58% | 113 |
| #3 | Bkasz | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | clasher | 54% | 207 |
| #5 | Fancy P | 53% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ne0 | 58% | 113 |
| #3 | Bkasz | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | clasher | 54% | 207 |
| #5 | Fancy P | 53% | 109 |
| #6 | Warry3k | 52% | 350 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fancy P | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ne0 | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Warry3k | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | clasher | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | trunks | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warry3k | 879 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | clasher | 534 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | ne0 | 453 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Fancy P | 307 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | trunks | 197 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trunks | +6.60 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | ne0 | +2.64 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | clasher | +1.26 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Warry3k | +0.34 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | Moon Knight | +0.17 | 66 | 50 |





