








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1991 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1347 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1640 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $176,528 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Stine | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | NsK | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Stine | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | NsK | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | NsK | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Stine | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 260 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | rAYY | 196 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | Stine | 168 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | NsK | 103 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | +3.62 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | Achel | +1.93 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | NsK | +1.09 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | +0.51 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Stine | +0.44 | 63 | 66 |





