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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 622 | 27% |
| Smokes | 401 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 472 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 823 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,757 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cemo_336 | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | σ ³β§β§ βͺMIKEY yAKson | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | princip | 3 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | ChRiSyLiE γ | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | burgerflipper | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππΒ’ππππΈγ | +7.17 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | princip | +6.58 | 99 | 68 |
| #3 | σ ³β§β§ βͺMIKEY yAKson | +6.49 | 97 | 71 |
| #4 | burgerflipper | +2.43 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | ChRiSyLiE γ | +1.89 | 85 | 61 |





