








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Wingman | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8817 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7969 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5889 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6406 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,119,447 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 817 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | σ ³β§β§ βͺWilly Wockhardt | +3.71 | 96 | 73 |
| #2 | σ ³β§β§ βͺMIKEY yAKson | +3.03 | 96 | 68 |
| #3 | πππππΒ’ππππΈγ | +2.78 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | ChRiSyLiE γ | -1.34 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | Cemo_336 | -1.42 | 50 | 55 |





