








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 33% |
| Smokes | 203 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 138 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $111,043 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper Rosaman | 11 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | Unsuccessful Bank Robber | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Rare butterfly collector | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Marty | 2 | 0.0290 |
| #5 | ✪ Bimme | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper Rosaman | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | ✪ Bimme | 25 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rare butterfly collector | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | .adrian | 10 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #5 | Geoffrey (csgocases.com) | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bimme | +7.24 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | druestar | +7.23 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪ Naitr0N ✪ | +5.10 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | Jesper Rosaman | +4.14 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | Marty | +3.13 | 51 | 39 |





