








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 11% |
| Smokes | 569 | 62% |
| HE Grenades | 105 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 136 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $182,847 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unsuccessful Bank Robber | 33% | 42 |
| #2 | Jesper Rosaman | 32% | 60 |
| #3 | hakon | 30% | 20 |
| #4 | Marty | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | Geoffrey (csgocases.com) | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geoffrey (csgocases.com) | +3.15 | 74 | 29 |
| #2 | Jesper Rosaman | +1.18 | 51 | 51 |
| #3 | Marty | +0.54 | 41 | 36 |
| #4 | hakon | -0.70 | 51 | 29 |
| #5 | Rare butterfly collector | -0.71 | 46 | 28 |





