








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 108 | 22% |
| Smokes | 94 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 183 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,995 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Naitr0N ✪ | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | ✪ Bimme | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | cactus jack | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | .adrian | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Beethoven | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hakon | 4 | 0.0360 |
| #2 | Rare butterfly collector | 3 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | Jesper Rosaman | 3 | 0.0283 |
| #4 | Marty | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | andreas | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bimme | 41 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Marty | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | bechkthagambit | 34 | 0.47 | 1 min |
| #4 | hakon | 20 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | andreas | 17 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bimme | +7.78 | 92 | 53 |
| #2 | andreas | +5.27 | 82 | 39 |
| #3 | ✪ Naitr0N ✪ | +3.97 | 94 | 62 |
| #4 | bechkthagambit | +2.77 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | Beethoven | +2.08 | 86 | 75 |





