








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6040 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5118 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4144 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5539 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,903 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CKNMeister | 52% | 119 |
| #2 | DEITWONSKE | 50% | 124 |
| #3 | Mullet Man | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | Krib | 46% | 203 |
| #5 | Femboy enjoyer | 44% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rizzkliksphilip | +6.95 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | DEITWONSKE | +3.16 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Mullet Man | +1.96 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | CKNMeister | +0.20 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | Krib | -0.81 | 34 | 29 |





