








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 11% |
| Smokes | 762 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,780 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEITWONSKE | 53% | 158 |
| #2 | CKNMeister | 52% | 124 |
| #3 | Mullet Man | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | rizzkliksphilip | 44% | 108 |
| #5 | Krib | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CKNMeister | 28 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | rizzkliksphilip | 23 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | DEITWONSKE | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Mullet Man | 10 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Krib | 6 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rizzkliksphilip | +4.91 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Mullet Man | +2.72 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | DEITWONSKE | +2.42 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | CKNMeister | +0.31 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | Femboy enjoyer | -1.30 | 59 | 42 |





