








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1513 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1663 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1464 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2059 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,313 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im kinda retarded | 60% | 121 |
| #2 | Bog | 59% | 125 |
| #3 | Digga J | 57% | 134 |
| #4 | lukas dont care | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im kinda retarded | 60% | 121 |
| #2 | Bog | 59% | 125 |
| #3 | Digga J | 57% | 134 |
| #4 | lukas dont care | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Digga J | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | im kinda retarded | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog | 670 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | Digga J | 378 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | im kinda retarded | 259 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | lukas dont care | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog | +1.92 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | +0.62 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | Digga J | -0.50 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | im kinda retarded | -0.94 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | lukas dont care | -3.32 | 48 | 27 |





