








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1762 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2857 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1859 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2642 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,163 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 57% | 134 |
| #2 | im kinda retarded | 54% | 193 |
| #3 | Bog | 54% | 199 |
| #4 | twalks | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | lukas dont care | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 57% | 134 |
| #2 | im kinda retarded | 54% | 193 |
| #3 | Bog | 54% | 199 |
| #4 | twalks | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | lukas dont care | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twalks | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | im kinda retarded | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Bog | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog | 971 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | im kinda retarded | 376 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 334 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | lukas dont care | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | twalks | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bog | +1.94 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | +0.64 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Digga J | +0.13 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | im kinda retarded | -0.88 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | twalks | -2.25 | 68 | 32 |





