








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 178 | 14% |
| Smokes | 288 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 542 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,534 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Bog | 45% | 47 |
| #3 | Digga J | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | twalks | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | im kinda retarded | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Bog | 45% | 47 |
| #3 | Digga J | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | twalks | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | im kinda retarded | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twalks | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Digga J | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | im kinda retarded | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Digga J | 168 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Bog | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | im kinda retarded | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | twalks | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rust_CS_GuppyOW_VAL_FN | +2.32 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Bog | +1.60 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | Digga J | +1.30 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | im kinda retarded | -1.67 | 60 | 58 |
| #5 | twalks | -2.38 | 70 | 37 |





