








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 260 matches | ||
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14464 | 42% |
| Smokes | 10276 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4975 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4864 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,201,580 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | camina drummer | 56% | 129 |
| #2 | a1rmaxx | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 54% | 174 |
| #4 | imind | 54% | 433 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | camina drummer | 56% | 129 |
| #2 | a1rmaxx | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 54% | 174 |
| #4 | imind | 54% | 433 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imind | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | camina drummer | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | a1rmaxx | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imind | 1347 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | 262 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | camina drummer | 189 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | a1rmaxx | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArchanicKnight | +3.00 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | imind | +0.61 | 37 | 62 |
| #3 | a1rmaxx | -0.01 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | ✪ E30 | -0.31 | 48 | 67 |
| #5 | camina drummer | -0.48 | 67 | 59 |





