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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 292 matches | ||
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11168 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7427 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9297 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4960 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,447,264 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1030 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SanguineAsura | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | 56% | 203 |
| #3 | camina drummer | 55% | 216 |
| #4 | ✪ E30 | 54% | 433 |
| #5 | deFaulT | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SanguineAsura | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | 56% | 203 |
| #3 | camina drummer | 55% | 216 |
| #4 | ✪ E30 | 54% | 433 |
| #5 | deFaulT | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ E30 | 28 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | camina drummer | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | SanguineAsura | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | deFaulT | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ E30 | 1639 | 0.19 | 45 min |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | 334 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | camina drummer | 292 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | SanguineAsura | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | deFaulT | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deFaulT | +3.97 | 58 | 59 |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | +3.05 | 73 | 45 |
| #3 | SanguineAsura | +1.89 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | imind | +0.89 | 37 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ E30 | +0.01 | 44 | 69 |





